bi-winning

Exuding epicness in two facets of life; e.g., earning $2,000,000/episode for a hit TV sitcom while snorting tennis ball-sized rocks of cocaine and banging porn stars.

When asked if he was bi-polar, Charlie Sheen replied, "(No) I'm bi-winning: I win here and I win there. If I'm bipolar, aren't there moments where a guy, like, crashes and is lying in the corner, like, 'OMG, it's all my mom's fault?' Shut up."

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