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Celebrating something before it actually happens, and thereby jinxing it.
The crowd roared as the skillful shooter released his three-point shot; but when the jumper clanged off the rim, they knew they had doomed it by prejoicing.
A make-love-job.
The first night we hooked up she gave me a handjob, then a couple weeks later we took it to the next level and she gave me a beej. Now she's my girl for real and I love her. Tonight I'm going to maleej her until the break of dawn.
When the populace's fear of a snowstorm creates traffic jams and general panic way before any flakes even fall. Usually turns out to be a totally disproportionate response to a minor snowstorm.
Everyone is fleeing the office thanks to snow hysteria...but it isn't supposed to start snowing until 9 PM.
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