Alqosh

Alqoshyna are the most hardworking and dangerous but loyal Chaldeans! People try to hate on us because they wanna be us so bad, everyone knows we're the most popular village and that we rank number 1. We are definitely the most prideful! I mean can you blame us?? Isis invaded every village in Iraq except Alqosh, they couldn't make it up the mountain because our people were standing outside the village with weapons. You already know every party we have to play our song, that way everyones reminded how much we love our village. People like to say we're stuck up (that our noses are dry in Chaldean) and that we don't like other villages but that just isn't true, we just know our value and don't like to associate ourselves with idiots. Even though we have some of the craziest people, we are still the best. I mean just look up who Toma Tomas is and what he did for so many people! Some of us are well off and some aren't, either way we stay true to our village!

Person 1: Hey what village you from?

Person 2: I'm from Alqosh baby all day er day!