Trump Derangement Syndrome

A severe brain disorder, resulting from zealous contempt for Donald Trump and his supporters, this disease progresses quickly resulting in the heavy impairment of reasoning and long term memory, subjects often become confused about basic facts for long periods of time. In severe cases sufferers have reported highly unusual symptoms such as suddenly liking George Bush and trusting the US intelligence community. More common symptoms include, supporting censorship, voting for Joe Biden, liking China, watching MSNBC/CNN and being a Russian conspiracy theorist. While Many have made full recoveries from TDS the disease can often linger for years and be further agitated by pre-existing mental disorders.
One particularly vulnerable demographic to TDS are supporters of the Democratic party and Democratic politicians, who are often already suffering from problems delineating reality. Some mental health experts argue that TDS is only a "more deadly version of the forms of mental derangement that all supporters of a particular political party are afflicted by", while one expert appears to have gotten distracted by the question and immediately began railing about Donald Trump, stating that he "slurs constantly...the man can't even say 'United States'".

Have you heard about the Trump Tower meeting with Russians?? Trump is so bad I'd be happy going back to Bush, but Biden will fix it if he gets in. - P1

Hey man can you not talk about politics anymore please? - P2

Wow seriously, you don't even care that our country has been taken by coup and Donald Trump is a Russian agent being blackmailed by Putin?? BTW did you hear Alex Jones got deplatformed?? Serves him right for spreading conspiracy theories. - P1

Dude, stop watching Rachel Maddow you've got Trump Derangement Syndrome - P2

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