Irizarrying

Irizarrying (Irizarry-ing) is an adjective used to describe the lifestyle lead by amateur athletes turned broadcasters which includes shaving your head with a disposable bic razor, doing push ups with your shirt off, and keeping to a strict Paleo diet which mostly consists of bacon. In all, not too different then how you'd imagine LeBron James's lifestyle in the NBA offseason.

I was Irizarrying to the point where everyone else in the gym felt uncomfortable and left without finishing their reps, but I finished everyone's sets for them, because I'm a good guy.

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