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Forcing sexual intercourse on a porcupine.
"Dan got wrecked trying to pull the angry cactus, it looks like his dick was attacked by a sewing machine."
Having sexual intercourse with a deceased canine.
"We examined the wounds on the retriever and found they were all made post mortem. It appears that Bailey was also the victim of a pupsicling."
Forcing oral sex on a corpse and daring it to bite you.
Darren became Danielle last summer after he got cocky zombie baiting.
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Having intercourse with a feline.
"John got ripped to shreds this weekend by a jaguar, trying to do that stupid meow mixing challenge."
"Rumour has it Chris likes to stick his tongue to the icicle pole." or "Did you hear? Amber got fired from the hospital for riding the icicle pole."
Someone who has intercourse with deceased elderly people or long dead corpses.
At the nursing home Lorne always ate alone because there were rumors he was an ice ager.
..."and that's why I didn't get arrested after the Siberian Finger Trap incident."