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Lummox

A clumsy, stupid oaf

Rhonda is a total lummox. She was crossing the street while looking down at her smart phone. Now she is paralyzed from the neck down after getting hit by a car.

by Alucard the last April 28, 2019


Homeless

Usually a worthless bum. A parasite who feeds off the blood of the working class while he relaxes, smoking dope and drinking alcohol. Someone who can never be trusted. A troublemaker. A lout.

Jimmy's drug addiction lead to his homelessness. Now he is a worthless bum, harassing people for spare change while defecating on the sidewalk like an animal. Jimmy's favorite president, Obama, promised a free ride but Jimmy didn't get it. Jimmy mad.

by Alucard the last April 9, 2019