hluck and shluck

What follows a double handed twisty twist.

Dave: Wanna come over?
Mindy: what we doing??
Dave: You can hluck and shluck me with a side of double hand twisty twist

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meir kahane

The truth.

A man that spoke nothing but truth was Rabbi Meir Kahane, may the memory of the righteous be for a blessing.

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Ziobot

A clone manufactured by the Israeli government.

Michal: I’m starving let’s get something to eat
Avi: beep boom beep

visual confusion
Michal: Dont mind him, he’s just a ziobot

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Zioprobe

When a Jewish individual attempts to explain the concept of Zionism (Jewish Nationalism/Self determination) to a non-Jewish person or people, usually to no avail.

Considering different Jews have different definitions of ‘Zionism’ and what it means for them; explaining it to someone new, or someone already opposed to Zionism, is kind of like talking to a brick wall.

Mo: There’s a new student in our class, and he’s Palestinian!

Mo’s Mom: That’s great! Did you two discuss the Israeli-Palestinian conflict?
No: No, I didn’t want to Zioprobe him.

nileist

Someone who’s really into the Nile (river).

I heard Sam is really into Egypt
Really?
Ya he’s a nileist

disgracist

A person of an ethnic or racial minority who holds to racist views.

Joseph was going on a tirade about black on black violence, isn’t he Jewish?

Ya he’s a disgracist.

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