I oun break

A phrase used by individuals to describe an overwhelming level of laziness that renders them unable to perform even the simplest functions. Often used by by one that appears to be on duty (i.e., not "oun break"), whose duties include (and normally consist only of) performing mundane tasks and also possesses an unjustified feeling of entitlement.

"Can I hand you this form?"
"Sorry, I oun break."
"Can't I just physically hand this to you? All you have to do is take it from my hand and put it on your desk."
"I. Oun. Break." (note: ideal usage of "I. Oun. Break." includes use of wagging an extended index finger to emphasize each word.)

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