Adopted

Hilarious insult used to embarass, humiliate, or emotionally destroy a jackass.

"Oh my god! Guess what?"
"What?"
"You're adopted."

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Aly

The greatest person you will ever meet; a total boss who takes shit from no one.

"I wish Aly would hang out with me"
"I love when Aly tells jokes"
"Did you see Aly beat that guy up today?"

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