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Very confused, no relative clue as to what is going on
He was as fartfunkled as a baby in a topless bar
To get an overwhelming urge for doing something, eating something or going somewhere....
i'm a bit sugen to go to the pub
7π 3π
found in the belly button after having drunken sloppy sex and passing out.
eew! Hon theres penis brittle in my belly button again!
42π 16π
she is a wheatcracker that has no life. she thinks she is cool adn everything. her real name is Emily Jane.Also. she is my best friend and i <3 her to death. no majer how much she hits me. this is why i love her.
"gosh ej. your such a loser. you puta. stop hitting me asshole.ilove you though"
10π 73π