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When you sneeze or cough and unexpectedly, simultaneously flatulate.
Between that baked bean salad and the pollen count I nearly kachoonablasted a hole in my pants.
The lube left in your ass from the anal sex/anal play the night before that helps ease out your first morning poop.
It's great when that first shit of the day is made easier by the Fuck Fiber left over from the butt plug you wore the night before.
When you blow your load and have to get out REAL quick.
Alright babe, I'll come over for a quickie but I gotta get to work so its ejac & evac or it ain't happenin'.
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I'm going tomorrow to get the trifecta: A manicure, pedicure & a womanicure.
A cemetery.
Gotta go to the person garden & visit grandma.
When the sex is so good it rivals the acts of the gods. Mainly the Aztec god Quetzalcoatl.
The date with that new girl in accounting wasn't just coital... it was quetzocoital to the point where the UPSTAIRS neighbors were complaining.
Kinks and kinky behaviors that are of your individual preference. Your idiosyncratic kinks.
She has an idiokinkrasy of humming the theme to old western TV shows while she going down on me.