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The Contra Flip is a jump that, when preformed correctly, you are spinning forward the whole time while in the air from the time you leave ground till you return. The Contra Flip can be found in the Konami game series Contra.
Greg: Holy shit! Tom just did a fucking Contra Flip!
Tommy: Tom is a God amongst men.
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It's the severity of the sucking up that denotes whether the person kisses ass, sucks dick or kickstands. Sucking dick so hard one actually kickstands or the kickstand of the individual getting their dick sucked.
Jane: "Sue is like the boss' kickstand"
Bob: "And the boss kickstands his boss, so on and so fourth"
Debbie: "It's like a kickstand fiesta. Fuck my life"
Joe: "I wish I could kickstand my way to the top but my ass is still sore"
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