Handsy

In the act of getting to second base

Friend 1: "My boyfriend has been getting a little handsy lately"

Friend 2: "I bet he wishes he was getting more headsy though"

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FBBFFs

Facebook Best Friends Forever

We stalk each other's profiles all the time. We are so FBBFFs.

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Statusfied

Flipping through your friends status updates and being happy at the great mix of new videos, links, and other blips of information from the collective friendbrain

“I was totally statusfied with the plethora of Charlie Sheen quotes I learned today from cruising the Facebook news feed.”

Spoonerism

the transposition of initial or other sounds of words, usually by accident

Best done by artist Bruce Nauman in his light installation

Spoonerism:
"Run from Fear, Fun From Rear"

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Cracky

One who is completely off one's cracker.

That girl at the bar last night was totally blowing lines and shouting out random Snooki facts. She was a total Cracky.

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SoDA pops

so popular

Wow, I can't believe you talked to the QB of the team. He is SoDA Pops.

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