ninjaneer

Species of superior intelligence. The most intelligent of the engineering field. SO superior in fact that the ninjaneer is able to kick ass only using his mind.

The work was perfect because a ninjaneer did it.

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elbow flu

What caused your hangover - you bent your elbow and it flew into your mouth. An excuse to not go into work.

"I can't come in today. I have the elbow flu."

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peniscillin

When you are not feeling well or hungover and sex would help.

She needs a shot of peniscillin.

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