Tennessee Elegy

noun, countable
used in Japanese BBSs to refer to a sad message which will be deleted by the poster to conceal his own jibaku; named after a JET from Tennessee, USA

Dai: Jibaku? Are you deleting all of your messages again? Yes or No?!
David: It's strange that the keyboard automatically and repeatedly types characters, "paranoia nutter looney."
Dai: Give your answer to the simple question.
David: The OS displays a Delete button and not Yes and No buttons in any dialogbox. Why does the mouse click on a Delete button automatically?
Dai: ... Tennessee Elegy. Dance a waltz!

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onmitsu

noun, plural onmitsu, countable
1) a ninja who is highly trained in the art of ninjutsu and is employed by his lord or the shogunate government
2) a Japanese secret agent whose job is to control public opinion using the Internet
3) a secret moderator of a BBS in Japan

noun, uncountable
4) stealth

No one notices onmitsu.

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diaspora

noun, countable
the spreading of Jewish ethnocentrism to other areas

Miss Rubinstein has taught us the meaning of diaspora.

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kimgdumb

also kimgdamn
noun, countable
a country ruled by Kim Jong Il; North Korea (the Democratic People's Republic of Korea)

The Republic of Korea is a dependency of the Korea Kimgdumb :p

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dokdo

noun, countable
1) a job that requires no intelligence and no one else wants to do
2) a Korean who is owned by a Japanese and has to do jobs that require no intelligence and no one else wants to do

1) “You got a job?” ” Yes, it is a dokdo.”
2) Taro gave a dokdo a job as a housemaid.

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Beyond the flattering smile.

a phrase meaning that when a Korean woman flatters you by smiling at you in order to escape from imminent personal danger you should know she will betray you without hesitation

I won’t fall for her honeyed words, beyond the flattering smile. I’m gonna repatriate the hooker to back the Korean Peninsula.

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