eloser

Noun

1. Someone who spends all their time online.

2. Someone who doesn't have any online presence.

Person A: Come on, don't be such an eloser! Put down your iPhone and actually engage in a conversation.
Person B: *sends a text*
Person A: With words. That come out of your mouth. Hello, I'm in the same room as you.

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I love him! He's got this great gig taking people on climbs all over the world. Totally is an ungoogleable eloser, but isn't at all, just kinda private, mysterious, and not into elife.

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ibubble

Noun

An impenetrable space created by surrounding oneself with Apple products.

1. A new grocery store just opened near the Jefferson subway stop, but I didn’t see it in the real world until it appeared on foursquare, I’m so living in an ibubble.

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2. Person A: I just dropped my iphone behind a wall at the gym, and it'll be spending the night there. Meanwhile, I feel as if I'm missing my arm! Maybe this is a sign I have an addiction?

Person B: ☹

Person A: Eh, I guess it'll be good for me. I'll have to pay attention to the people and things around me instead of hiding in my ibubble.