SMOW

Acronym for Shit Mounted on Wood. Once an Internet phenomenon, it has outlived its 15 mintues of fame.

Did you see that website? They sell SMOW...how disgusting.

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T-Square

A rule having a short, sometimes sliding, perpendicular crosspiece at one end, used by drafters for establishing and drawing parallel lines.

1. I used the T-Square to mark a straight cut on that 2x4

2. Bobby jammed his T-Square up Joey's ass

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waxing the dolphin

jacking in the shower or anywhere submersed in water

I was rinsing off and this vision of this walnut ass leapt into my brain so I had to wax the dolphin,

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iceberg dump

A massive poo that often results in frosting the bowl when flushing on later model residential toilets. To truly be defined as an iceberg dump, at least 10% of the poo must rise above the surface of the water. General limited to peeps w/ high fiber diets, an audible "YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" often accompanies the iceberg dump.

Dude, I was dropping anchor and due to it's massive size, this iceberg dump was broken in half upon flushing and it totally frosted the bowl!

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bollocks

term used in LOTF

"Bollocks to the signal fire!" says Piggy.

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Shmeh

(1) n. the first noise to come out of someone rudely awaken from a deep and/or drunken sleep.
(2) v. to drink into unconsciousness.
(3) n. what drunken conversation fades into as you start to pass out.
(4) syn. for 'yadda yadda', used to finish an incomplete thought in conversation.

(1) dude1 smacking dude2: "Dude wake up!"
dude2 mouth agape in deep slumber: "shmeh, shmehmeh, shmeh, huh?"
(2) "I went out last night, drank many captain&coke's and got all shmeh".
(3) "you are the most wicked hottest girl...eyes drooping, voice fading..so pretty...shmeh" narrator passes out
(4) "so then he got off, threw me a towel,... and shmeh"

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chicken heart

High shock value party favorite -whipping out and squeezing your balls AND cock with 1 hand until they turn purple. For emphasis, the free hand should be flailing over your head while you gyrate your hips and sing Rod Stewart's "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?"

So then Carl jumped on the coffee table and showed his chicken heart to everyone at the tupperware party!

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