bullshidooky

1. Censored way for everyone to say bullshit.

1. I say, bullshidooky when I'm around my parents.

alcolapse

a temporary failure of concentration, memory, or judgment brought on by drinking alcohol and becoming drunk.

"I don't remember cussing my ex out. Must have been an alcolapse."

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Brian

1. A guy who's heart is captured by the same girl always yet lives his life as if she didn't exist when she's not around.
2. Term for the best guy friend conversationalist. Someone you can vent to an actually get feedback and opinions.
3. A reliable "lean on me" kinda friend

1. "God, he's really in denial about that girl---he's acting like a Brian."
2. She thanked him for listening and named him her Brian.
3. "You've been such a Brian to me since I met you. Thanks for always being there for me."

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Conversational Remorse

The feeling you get after leaving a conversation, when you think of all things you should have said, witty, wise or informative.

Man i totally should have told her what not to do in her current situation. Im overhelmed by conversational remorse right now.

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dorkapotamus

1. An enormous, socially inept, stupid person
2. A person who embarrasses everyone around them majorly

1. Geez, who is that dorkapotamus over there that just spilled his drink?

2. Did you just fart? You are such a dorkapotamus

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Coronafied

Adjective
1. To have cleaned something pristinely.
2. To gear up to go to the grocery store; including gloves masks.

Verb
Coronafy

1. "You don't have to spray Lysol on the counter. I've already Coronafied it."
2. "I'm going to the grocery store. If you guys get Coronafied I'll take you with me."

clitiscule

1. To be smaller or as small as the female organ, the clitoris.
2. Something that is very hard to find and takes what feels like an eternity to be revealed.
3. A person, item or object that is difficult to grasp due to slippery conditions.

1. "Oh my gosh!!! His penis is extremely clitiscule!!"
2. "This map needs a magnifying glass. The print is quite clitiscule."
3. "I can't give a newborn a bath. Do you realize what a grievous clitiscule position that puts me in?? I don't think I want to be held responsible for a wet baby sliding through my hands."
4. "True love is very clitiscule."
5. "This frog is totally clitiscule---He keeps sliding out of my hand."

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