clitiscule

1. To be smaller or as small as the female organ, the clitoris.
2. Something that is very hard to find and takes what feels like an eternity to be revealed.
3. A person, item or object that is difficult to grasp due to slippery conditions.

1. "Oh my gosh!!! His penis is extremely clitiscule!!"
2. "This map needs a magnifying glass. The print is quite clitiscule."
3. "I can't give a newborn a bath. Do you realize what a grievous clitiscule position that puts me in?? I don't think I want to be held responsible for a wet baby sliding through my hands."
4. "True love is very clitiscule."
5. "This frog is totally clitiscule---He keeps sliding out of my hand."

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N'ok

1. Somewhere in between no and ok.
2. an ambivalent choice word

1. "Would you like to go the movies"

"N'ok thanks"

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Cyberstracted

When someone is on the internet for a sole purpose and gets distracted by notifications, links to other sites, ideas or ads in cyberspace.

Sorry I was in the middle of sending the email but then I got cyberstracted

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webstracted

To become distracted by anything and everything on the web. Including ads, posts, games, links, notifications and messages. Almost to the point of forgetting what you were doing to begin with.

"I was trying to research facts for my essay and got webstracted by the new trailer for the new Black Ops 32 that's coming out!"

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all-walls

1. to have a tight vagina
2. elastic membranes surrounding the birth canal that snap back after every romp
3. something awesome
4. a vagina that acts like a mouth, with a hoover effect around the shaft of the penis.

"Amanda is all-walls!"
"This song is all-walls----it's tight!!"
"Her all-walls is making me a minute man."

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Pocket Send

When your smartphone screen doesn't turn off and you accidentally send a text or pic to someone from your pocket or purse.

"Hey babe... Sorry my last message didn't make sense. It was just a pocket send."

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Demarcus

1. a selfless, big-hearted man who will give everything he has to anyone who needs it without a complaint, or hanging what he does over anyone's head.

2. a great friend who doesn't surrender to the "friend zone" and who is victorious in obtaining the heart of his affection.

3. a temperamental man who attracts and arouses a woman's interest by his complex personality and enigmatic ways.

1. The way you swept me off my feet makes you an amazing Demarcus.

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