douche bucket

(n) A person that has become such a douche, that they are in fact a device for carrying around douches, encompassing a collection of varying douche types.

A bucket of douche. Someone who has so many douche-like qualities that they are beyond the idea of a single douche, but rather they are many douches, capable of becoming more douchey at any time.

Whenever I want to haul around some douche, I can come to you, you douche bucket.

He is not just a douche, he has become a douche bucket.

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