A Story Topper is someone who tops every story with a even better version of one just told.
"Dude, i had to get this medicine for the little infection on right eyelid from my eyebrow piercing. It was crazy."
"Oh yea, last month when my friend got his eyebrow pierced it got really infected and you could see a bunch of dark green veins surrounding his eye."
"....Story Topper"
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