Renesmee

Half-pire daughter of Bella & Edward Cullen (see Twilight franchise-cult).

Name betrays social-climbing Bella's woefully proletarian origin. The rest of the Cullen clan was tempted to kill both 'Bellz' (actually short for 'Beelzebub' not Isabella) & Edward, then rename the baby.

Warning: Will be/is probably on baby name lists in trailer parks and lean-to shacks nationwide. G-d help us all.

Jodecahedron, Tanquerae, and Renesmee were arrested on the ave. last night hoeing for crystal meth!!

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