Megan

A female name for an individual who likes to indulge in a little bit of harmless theft now and again. Generally, Megan is a laid-back, carefree girl who walks with a slight spring in her step. Enjoys male company and a dirty pint. Of medium to freakishly tall height, loves to play catch or to hunt for rabbits. Usually blonde or brunette, but rarely a redhead, as the shade of fire normally attracts too much attention whilst shoplifting. All are at peace around Megan, except for when she reveals her mean streak, which comes from having to live in a cramped caravan (or other transportable, small, living quarters).

Shop assistant 1: Dude, have you seen that square watermelon recently?

Shop assistant 2: No, actually, I haven't. Should we call the security guards?

Shop assistant 1: You know what - I think I know who stole it. Looks like the work of a Megan.

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