hardcore gardening

When you're so dedicated to your garden that you're willing to shit on your plants when you run out of fertilizer.

Gardener 1: I'm really into hardcore gardening.

Gardener 2: Oh, dude, that's nasty.

shavejob

A sexual act in which one person shaves or trims their partner's pubic hair while performing oral sex.

Person 1 - "I gave my girl a shavejob last night like you suggested."
Person 2 - "Oh, what'd you think?"
Person 1 - "She liked it, but I was picking hairs out of my mouth for an hour. Never again."