shavejob

A sexual act in which one person shaves or trims their partner's pubic hair while performing oral sex.

Person 1 - "I gave my girl a shavejob last night like you suggested."
Person 2 - "Oh, what'd you think?"
Person 1 - "She liked it, but I was picking hairs out of my mouth for an hour. Never again."

hardcore gardening

When you're so dedicated to your garden that you're willing to shit on your plants when you run out of fertilizer.

Gardener 1: I'm really into hardcore gardening.

Gardener 2: Oh, dude, that's nasty.