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The name given to a post-op transexual female's former penis when it has been surgically molded to a resemble a biologically female's vagina.
Steve: Man! Check out that hottie over there! Damn! I wouldn't mind getting into that pussy tonight!
Ben: Pussy?!! Dude may look like a lady but she's a former he and the only thing you'll be getting into is her banana split dick!
A female or male condom (as it helps ensure the males semen "lands safely" and potentially life threatening STDs are not transmitted between partners thus helping to potentially save your life like a real parachute).
Hey Brian! Pick me up a box of parachutes when you go to 7-11 as my semen want to go skydiving from my dick later this evening and I want to make sure they land ok. Plus Heather's got a bunch of diseases and I don't want to die! Thanks mate!
During sexual intercourse between a man and a women. The man will enter the girl from behind doggystyle and then lube up a small wooden or metal flute or whistle or possible combination thereof depending upon the size of the orifice. The male will then begin gradually going deeper and deeper into her vagina causing her colon to relax and forcing excess air through the flute or whistle to create a beautiful symphony of music to accompany her moans of pleasure.
Bob: So I was hanging out at this uppity piano bar last night talking to this real looker who just seemed like she was dying to get a cock in her. Turns out she just graduated from college and was really depressed because she'd never play in the orchestra again. Anyway, I told her I was a great conductor and took her back to her place where she let me jam her flute up her ass while riding her reverse cowgirl. Dude, her ass made the most beautiful wind chime I'd ever heard in my life. It definitely hit a high note when she came.
When a group (minimum of 5) of Asian men or combination of men and women (wearing strap ons) form a straight line (front-to-back) resembling a train and then engage in vaginal or anal sex with the person in front of them.
Tom: Hey where's Megan at? I thought she was joining us for dinner?
Louis: No, Asian Mike invited her over to his place tonight. She's going to be the "locomotive" in their Orient Express sex train tonight.
Tom: Well that makes sense...she's got a great caboose!!!
Donald Trump's 2024 Presidential Slogan in which he pledges to yet again Make America Great Again Again after having already once before made America great from 2016-2020 but then watching Joe Biden and Kamala Harris squander his great achievements and America's greatness during their Presidential term.
Rudy G. (sometime in early 2023): "Donald we've polled America and they're ready for you to make them great again so we think you should run for President in 2024. What do you think?"
DT: "Well Rudy, I've watched as sleepy Joe Biden and heels up Kamala Harris have fallen asleep at the wheel while the other worked frankedly to deliver urgent mouth-to-penis resuscitation without much success and the Great American train that I started for them derailed and crashed into a deep, dark valley below with no survivors. So, of course only I, the Donald can get the train back on course and Make America Great Again Again."
Rudy: "Fantastic! Everyone is pumped for another round of MAGA but this time it will be even better because it's MAGAA!"
A type of sexual position in which the male or lady-boy, basically whoever has the penis sits indian-style with his legs crossed over one another on the floor preferably on a comfortable and somewhat cushioned surface, such as a yoga mat, with his back against a wall or sturdy surface and his arms pressed against his sides in an upward manner while his hands are extended out to the side as if he's asking his partner for spare change. Then, the women will sit in his lap placing his penis into her vagina or anus, squatting into the gap created by the man's legs being crossed, with her knees bent and feet facing forward she will place her hands in his palms to use as leverage and begin sliding up and down on his cock (usually while chanting).
Chris: Hey man, I've got an extra ticket to the game tonight do you want to go with me?
Phillip: Sorry man, I can't tonight! Jenny and I are going to temple this evening.
Chris: Temple?!? I didn't know you two were Buddhists?!?
Phillip: Oh! We're not! Jenny bought this new kamasutra book the other day and tonight we're trying the sitting monk position. I suppose I'm supposed to be Buddha and she's going to worship my cock or something. Afterwards, I'm going to bless her with my holy water if you know what I mean???
Chris: Holy water??? That's Catholic not Buddhist!
Phillip: Whatever, I'm getting laid.
An incredibly smokin hot (almost unbelievably gorgeous) female member of the indigenous tribe of people who inhabit northern Canada, Alaska, Greenland, etc. who live by traditional methods of hunting and fishing, but occasionally make an appearance in modern civilization and when they do their mythological beauty creates an unforgettable memory in all the men who meet her that they immediately feel compelled to tell anyone they meet and their children's children stories of her unbelievable and unforgettable beauty.
Jimmy: "Tommy, take a look at that girl standing over there at the bar...I think she's an Eskimo, what's she doing in Denver?"
Tommy: "Jimmy, that's no Eskimo...that's an Eskiwhoa! Look at her...she's unbelievable! Should we go and talk to her?!?"
Jimmy: "No...I don't think she's real! Look at her...she's too perfect! She must be a mirage. Eskimos don't come this far South"
Tommy: "I'm going over to talk to her"
Jimmy: "Good luck buddy!"
Jimmy: "Dude, what happened? Did you just head butt her?"
Tommy: "Yeah, I went in to kiss her to see if she's real, but I missed and smacked her head instead!"
Jimmy: "Whoa!"
Tommy: "No, Eskiwhoa!"