Kentucky Plug

When it's that time of the month and you're poking her in the ass, but shove a thumb in her vag to keep the blood from pouring out.

Didn't want to stain the sheets while my girl was on the rag, so I gave her the Kentucky Plug

Chewad

(shwad- noun) Word developed by EMS personnel in Syracuse, NY in order to not get written up for swearing in front of patients. Was created by shortening the term "douche wad" into Chewad, also known to be spelled phonetically as Schwad. Refers to anyone who's actions interfere in any way with the smooth running of the EMS Provider's day, be it on the road, on a call or whatever.

YOU EFFING CHEWAD!!!!!

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