SHOTGUN CROSSBOW.

Double-barreled shotgun crossbow used by Willem Dafoe's character in the 2010 vampire horror film Daybreakers. The single greatest vampire-slaying weapon this side of the sun.

Okay Ash, you've got the chainsaw. Buffy, you get Mr. Pointy. I get the SHOTGUN CROSSBOW.

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dealbreaker

Children. Single folks, you know what I'm talking about.

No, no, you're really sweet, but I didn't know you had six kids. That's a total dealbreaker. Sorry.

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deal breaker

Children. Single people, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

Oh, god no. I wouldn't date her. Mary has kids. That's a total deal breaker.

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Twit

One who uses Twitter.

Quit Tweeting, Twit!

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