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Amelia

The most beautiful girl in the world. She shines like Taylor Swift and has eyes that make Barbie scream in envy. When you see her, you will fall in love with her beauty and disposition. Her jawline slices enemies’ throats into a thousand pieces. Everyone loves her so much and practically worships her. If you have her in your life, you are the luckiest person alive. Be careful though, because if she doesn’t like you, she will tear you down piece by piece, until you have no life and no social status. If she is your girlfriend, treat her like a god, someone who gives you life.

Boy: Who is that gorgeous girl?
Boy 2: Oh that’s Amelia. You have no chance with her.
Boy: I’m going over to her
Boy 2: A little bit of advice. Don’t!
Boy 1:Hi ! You’re like really pretty. Do you wanna come get some coffee with me sometime?
Amelia: Ew! Let’s get this straight. Girls with asses like mine don’t talk to boys with faces like yours.

by Amelia the Slay Queen December 16, 2023