Martha

A woman in any era other than the 70's who wears high waisted pants, swimwear, lingerie, etc.

I can't tell if she has a nice ass or not. It looks like a flat board from where her ass is suppose to be all the way to her shoulders. What a Martha.

That 20 inch zipper extending up the front side of this Martha over here sure makes her look like she has a gaping vagene.

That Martha over there looks like her neck and shoulders are riding on her legs.

She could have really nice abs and cute dimples on the small of her back, but we may never know because Martha prefers to wear her grandmas clothes.