Cape Garagedoor

Another name for the town of Cape Girardeau, Missouri

"I can't wait to move out of Cape Garagedoor. This place is lame."

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Cape Retardo

A more appropriate name for the town of Cape Girardeau, given that most residents of Cape and neighboring Jackson are afflicted with some form of mental illness

I wish I could find one normal person to talk to... but, unfortunately, this is Cape Retardo

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