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A sexy ass motherfucker that has yummy furry legs that make you wanna cum in your pants so hard that you can't hide it, he will also make you have a erection so hard that your cock never be small again.
Son: "Hey mom, who's Wasian Gorilla?"
Milf: holy shit, Wasian gorilla is the hottest looking son of a bitch in the world."
A dumbass shithead that made a bunch of shitty decisions and a filthy racist tosspot that doesn't know how to do shit with political stuff and get along with countries
Person 1: Donald Trump is a fucking douchebag
Person 2: yeah, that fucking bastard is gonna kill all of us Americans
Person 1: yeah, FUCK TRUMP
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Believes that the United States Constitution was nice back then but now it has become a hurdle in some liberals desperate climb up the power ladder.
liberal- "guns kill people, therefore you cannot own a gun or you will be killing innocent people"
conservative- "my life and the lives of my family depend on my hunting, and its much more effective hunting with a rifle than with a spear"
liberal- "don't worry, we will give you gov. money, gov. food, gov. housing, gov. transportation... just sign all your rights and money away here... and here, and initial here..."
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