j. lo

Someone whose ass looks even worse ever since she had her ribs removed.

Ew it's just gross and looking. :-&

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Paris Hilton

Someone who wants to make sure that she is always in the spotlight. Once she begins to lose attention from the public, she will commit a publicity stunt to make sure she gets attention again, then create an excuse so not to admit that the recent event was intentional. She wants to make sure everyone remembers her, even if she has to do it by force (which she usually does).

Paris Hilton wishes to force herself into our dreams every night so to make sure we never forget her inevitable face.

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Shamus

Devil worshiper and aggressive over eater.

That shamus just ate a baby.
“Josh! Why are you such a midget shamus!”

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common sense

What anyone who reinacts any stunt from "Jackass" lacks.

It's sad that some people are so incredibly stupid that they reinact shit like that.

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homophobia

Incorrect term in many forms. Though the term "homophobia" truly means "afraid of everything that is the same," it has been adopted as "afraid of homosexuals." A big problem is when someone hates gays but isn't afraid of them, they'll be called "homophobic," which couldn't be because it isn't fear...it's hate. Hate would be called "anti-gay" or "anti-homosexual." The term also tends to be misused often when someone disapproves of a gay PERSON, but not gays in general, yet some dumbass will still accuse them of homophobia. Though hate and fear of gays does truly exist, this term is not always used correctly.

Person 1: "I don't like Rosie O'Donnell. She's always a bitch to different people and tries to look like a victim when they're frustrated with her."
Person 2: "You hate Rosie? You're such a homophobic!"
Person 1: "What are you talking about? I don't have homophobia...I just don't like Rosie. I don't mind gays, and definitely don't fear them."
Person 2: "You do too, you homophobe! You disapprove of Rosie! It's solid proof!"

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Dane Cook

The Seth MacFarlane of stand-up.

Dane Cook has been often criticised for his material theivery from other comedians.

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The Jerry Springer Show

A concentration of white/black trash.

The Jerry Springer Show is hilarious to watch.

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