Pegma

The white flakey cheese-like material that forms in and around the anus after getting pounded by a strap-on.

Girl: Eww! What’s that cheesy stuff on your butthole?!
Guy: That’s just Pegma! keep banging my ass!

Panic Diet

The only food options available at the grocery store after mass crowds have cleared shelves amidst COVID-19 pandemic.

Guy1: You been keeping your macros diversified since Coronavirus, bruh?
Guy2: Nah bruh. All I got these days to eat is wheat germ, anchovies and tampons. It’s the Panic Diet.
Guy1: Ouch, that’s painful bruh.

Paul Wall

A rapper from the early 2000’s that should be getting publicity due to Donald Trump but isn’t.

Donald Trump wants to build a wall...Why am I thinking of Paul Wall all of the sudden?

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El Sodomigo

A gay man of the Latino variety.

I love LGBTQ in Mexico! I support El Sodomigo de mexico! Ay yay yay!

Stretching Canvas

The unique art of stretching a guy’s scrotum over a woman’s face.

Me and my lady had fun last night. After we banged, I spread my ball sack over every inch of her face. It felt just like Stretching Canvas.