A play on the word, Decepticon from Transformers:
(n.) a person that continually interferes, interrupts, or distracts one from achieving their intended goal(s).
Every hour that "distracticon" calls me to borrow something; it's no wonder I can't get anything done.
He's friends with all his exes, but until those "distracticons" stop calling, he'll never meet anyone new.
(n.) a female who's attracted to other females (a lesbian) that dresses in menswear and/or partakes in roles or activities traditionally done by men.
Teri is the letsbemen changing the oil on her girlfriend's car next door.