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The Situation

When a man has a hard on.

It looks like we need to do something about the situation, or you'll have to do the situation walk.

by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016

21πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Word Wizard

Someone who has such an extensive vocabulary that they now begin creating words on Urban Dictionary to expand the English language.

Most desire to have the brilliant wit of the word wizards on Urban Dictionary.

by Amphibious Goddess December 22, 2016

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Trapping

What some would call cuddling. However, those of us that refuse to be ewwy gooey in a relationship refer to it as trapping.

I don't know why I feel so good while you are trapping me but I oddly have these feelings of security and warmth. It must be LOVE!

by Amphibious Goddess December 22, 2016

9πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Symbiotic Relationship

A mutually satisfying relationship where both partners are giving and taking equally, allowing each other to be individuals, while at the same supporting each other's endeavors, and offering love and compassion.

Challbaby and I have a symbiotic relationship. Taking turns being each other's side kick.

by Amphibious Goddess December 22, 2016

17πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


pool playing prime

That perfect level of intoxication that enables an amateur pool player to play at their prime level and piss off their competitor.

My boyfriend is at his pool playing prime, I might as well distract him with my situation vixen skills.

by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016


bullshititics

When you have to take a class at school that you think is total bullshit, like statistics.

This class is total bullshititics, I'll never use this, EVER! Statistically speaking.

by Amphibious Goddess May 2, 2016


Midnight Magnetism

When you are euphorically slumbering and the magnetism between you and partner surpasses consciousness... you each awaken pleasurably finding yourselves passionately ready for sex.

I love the raw midnight magnetism that I felt for you last night.

by Amphibious Goddess December 21, 2016