LDF

Long Distance Friend. Not a relationship, just friends who live far apart, sometimes have never met in person and may have met over social media. Usually helps to have these, they stay out of drama.

Abby: Who even is Alice, Jenna? You talk about her all the time but I’ve never even met her!
Jenna: She’s my LDF!!
Abby: What the hell is an LDF?!
Jenna: Duh, Abby, it’s a long distance friend.

BitchuSass

Could be pronounced (BITCH- uh- sass) or (BITCH’s ass).

A real motherfuckin bitch, who is hella sassy. She always has a boyfriend but none of them last long.
Not only is she a bitch, but she’s a hoe.
Almost nobody likes her, and the people that do are either BitchuSass’ or people who bow down to anyone they think is “cool”. Don’t be friends with a BitchuSass, you’ll become one too.

Lexie: Get away from my boyfriend Amber! nobody likes you! just go fucking die!
Amber: All I did was check in the book he checked out!
Lexie: Dont even lie Amber! You just want to touch the book that touched him, probably just because you hoed I touched it too since I’m so cool.
Caroline: Get over yourself Lexie, quit being such a bitchusass.

Yeppers

Another way to say yes. It’s branches off of the word “yep” and is mainly used by middle schoolers, junior high kids, and the weird parents that try to be their kids best friend. There’s already plenty of ways to say yes, but this is yet another one.

John: You coming to the party at my house tonight?
Adam: Yeppers!
John: Excuse me? What did you say?
Adam: Yeppers! It means yes.
John: Okay great!

Titty Twist Tuesday

One day a week, specifically tuesday, when girls (sometimes even guys 😒) sneak up behind one of their girl friends and twist their tit. It’s painful and the girl usually wants revenge, so on tuesdays girls walk about covering their boobs.

Madison: *Sneaks up behind Serenity*
Madison: *Twists Serenity’s tit.*
Serenity: “Ouch! What was that for?”
Madison: “TITTY TWIST TUESDAY”
Serenity: “I’m going to kill you!”

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