Retardeceptionist

A person who occupies an administrative position (namely the Receptionist or Front Desk position), who is inept and exhibits the inability to do the simplest of tasks. A combination of the words "retard" and "receptionist."

After being told that our email was down due to problems with the server, the retardeceptionist asked, "Should I call the server?"

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bam margera

Gorgeous

This guy...creator of the CKY DVD's and Haggard, is one of the greatest and sexiest guys alive.

If looks could kill, he would be the main suspect.

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cum chugger

a girl who drinks semen in large quanities

she felt so full after drinkin all that warm cum, shes such a cum chugger

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Jackfucker

Someone who involitarily acts like an asswipe

You fuckin' Jackfucker!!!
- see asswipe

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rut

An etreme sexual drive that can only be sated with hours of mindless sex or violence.

I don't remember anything form when i was in the rut.

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Usako

1. n. A japa-hapa with the most focking cool comebacks that make you give up no matter what; this mostly applies to egotistical assholes and people who are insecure.

2. v. To bitch slap someone

3. adj. An unearthly, unreal place

1. Omg..THAt girl is SUCH a Usako! -.-
2. I'm so gonna to usako you..

3. Wow..this field is almost..usako..

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overachiever

A short, brown haired, green eyed person who resides in Florida and for some reason is prosecuted by rest of classmates because...

Look at that fine, hot overachiever who is so damn smart haha.

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