K-Town

slang for Kimberly, Wisconsin. The town known for it's partys, basketball, and girls. Anyone living in Kimberly WILL get laid before they graduate, and will get completely trashed and taken advantage of on New Years Eve~its tradition.

I live in the REAL K-town, kaukaunas fucking posers.

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prolix

Writing a book to describe something you could describe in a sentance.

Prolix: She felt her heart pounding in great effort from which she could not describe how it was dragging along without harmony. It was as if the world had turned the tide and suddenly, it began to expand and burst out of her chest with a immeasurable amount of pressure.

Without Prolix: Her heart exploded.

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confuckled

where you are fukcing confused that a person needs to explain better

i'm soooo confuckled

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dodecashiznicity

It's like shiznicity, but bloody hell, a whole lot more.

I beat the shiznicity out of Ian playing Tetris, but I got dodecashiznicity when we rock out 99 Dead Baboons for an hour, yo.

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poconut

term for anyone who, on purpose, chooses to live in the Poconos, and over time experiences a "pocono mind dump", thereby losing all mental function and common sense.

Watchout for route 209 on a sunday, it is crawlin with Poconuts.

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knifoon

A Knife + A Spoon = Knifoon

It scoops like a spoon but cutss like a knife. Be careful with soup as cuts on the mouth may occur.

An example is completely unneccessary.

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Bhordinbroque

A condition in which one's utter desire to be entertain cannot be satiated due to one's lack of fundage Fundage: 1.Currency 2.Funds in hand

The restless teenagers were so bhordinbroque that they consequently remained at home all evening making spit-wads.

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