TOC

stands for tea or coffee.
used when you can't decide which to have and so leave the decision to the person making it.

"can you make me some toc please?"

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Pretties

essentially the equivalent to a woman's period.
used to describe when a guy is in a mass stress for no apparant reason.

BOY: argh! fuck's sake! my shoelace is undone!!
GIRL TO HER FRIEND: he's on his pretties.

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