TLAS

Acronym for Tracking Iike a scud, what dumb air defenders who work on the patriot system say when they are confused, or just stupid. Scuds are a type of ballistic missile that is a fire and forget, it doesn't track its target during flight usually causing it to miss.

Sgt - "Yall tracking what I said?"
Mills- " TLAS Sarnt."
Sgt- "Half right face!"

Off The Goop

When you're doing something dumb, or going crazy

Stranger- *Laughs maniacally with a knife in hand*
Sonny- "Bro you really be off the goop!"
Stranger *Stabs Sonny*
Sonny- "Bro I just got vibe checked..." *dies*

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SONNy

Some slobby Asian dude with glasses who most likely has a small dick and is obsessed with Barack Obama

Sonny “in the wise words of Franklin Roosevelt, ‘Your not you when you're hungry, eat a snigger.’”
Obama “I’m the 44th US president, uhh!”

Kyle

A white dude that drinks Monster Energy Drinks, and can punch straight through dry wall.

Kyle “Yo Sonny, can you buy me some Monster Energy Drinks from the store down the street.”
Sonny “No!”
Kyle *Punches through the dry wall in anger*

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Obama

From Care to Bin Laden, nobody really knows what’s the 44th presidents last name.

Sonny “Hey Obama, what’s your last name?”
Obama on YouTube “I am the 44th president of the United States.”
Sonny “Oh that’s right, I can’t talk to a video.”
Audience - HAHAHAHAHHAA

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