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3Guys1Hammer

Never watch this. Ever.

What separates this from any other shock media you've seen is that 3guys1hammer is both unquestionably immoral and completely, utterly, real. The women from 2girls1cup might have actually eaten eachother's shit, but they were both entirely consensual and willing to do it. The self-castration in the Pain Olympics was both self-inflicted and fake at that.

In 3guys1hammer, what is shown is an actual murder by actual serial killers. Assuming you're just a suburban kid like myself who has the ability to waste time reading definitions on Urbandictionary, I heavily recommend you don't watch it lest you be scarred for life.

by An Audience July 2, 2013

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Joe Biden

1) The 46th President of the United States.

2) To have a weak or indeterminate pull-out game.

"WTF Noah I'm not on the pill! Why do you have to wait all the way until a singular millisecond before you cum to pull out?!"

"Sorry babe, I've been getting up there in years and the brain's been getting a little foggy when it's time to act. I'm becoming a Joe Biden."

by An Audience July 22, 2024


Jacob Kendall George

No one gives a shit about your boyfriend's name.

"OMG OMG OMG I'M 13 YEARS OLD AND IN LOVE" -Brittany Mae "Smiley Face" Hope

Fun Fact: The individual (Jacob Kendall George) that the author above is describing is likely either no longer a part of their life and/or deeply despised.

by An Audience May 14, 2013

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