Zachery

Zachery is that guy you know who has such a minuscule sex drive, that he is typically called a plant around the school yard. Species of plant varies, but most commonly, they're mint plants, also known as Mentha Spicata. They are typically referred to as plant by everyone who knows them and has very little social awareness when it comes to normal human interaction.

Guy 1: "Dude, that chick's ass was fucking massive, did you check her out?"
Guy 2: "Nah, not really into that stuff"
Guy 1: "What the fuck are you, a Zachery?

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