Homemade Glory Hole

When a man puts a paper bag on his business, cuts a hole in it, and tells a woman to go down on him.

ALSO

When a guy intentionally drills an "extra hole" for the TP dispenser.

Dave: Man, I wanted to get that chick to suck it, but she wasn't having it.

Bobby: I don't have that problem man.

Dave: Yeah, she was effing retarded though, so I just made a homemade glory hole and told her it was "Bobbing for Apples" in a bag.

Bobby: Nice!

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