Karen

Kold
Manager

Ridiculous

Entitled

Never can mind their business

Karen: SHES RECORDING ME! SHES RECORDING ME!!

Life

A simulation, nothing else.

Person 1: my Life is so boring..
Person 2: it’s a simulation, you can do anything!

Person 1: hey..you’re right!

Never

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up

Never gonna give you up.

Mario

A Japanese Nintendo character people think is Italian.

Person 1: Mario is Italian!
Nintendo: ….

July 5th

National I met Maddie day.

I met a real life Smurf on July 5th, it’s now a holiday. You are asking why? Because I want it to be and I said so.

Minecraft dog

The dog you left in your minecraft house 5 years ago, you should go and check he’s ok☹️

Please go and check on your minecraft dog.