Mr phee

Mr phee, the pheedo, the starter of pheedism the all mighty 6ft headteacher of st mungos. He likes to live under beds and in wardrobes.

Child= I heard a noise under the bed
Mum= don’t worry it will just be mr phee

Miss jess

Gypsy queen, likes to make people pick up litter, short, loves drugs.

Look over there miss Jess is driving her house down Merchiston avenue at 60mph.

Kyle Graham

A person who has a perm and smokes vape batteries, and has a fat Bunda.

Oh look mr phee, a wiped Kyle graham with a watermelon elfbar