PMF

Pikey Mother Fucker. PMF is a security guard code word for a Gypsy.
Like:
IC1 = White

PMF = Gyppo Pikey Mother Fucker

"S1 to controll, we have got 5 PMF's stealing sweets from the shop"

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Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Adam, Andy, Eric, Mike the fucking coolest badass heterosexual fellows that occasionally like to hump eachother.

Dude look at that chicks titties.
Dude, I wanna C her CB

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hello to you

A greeting taken from the (now cult) Tango adverts on British Television, where the announcer greets a porcupine with the words "Hello to you". Use this phrase to greet absolutely everyone, and piss them off at the same time.

"Hello to you"
"Hello to you, sir"

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card face

A word used to describe someone who is overly obessed with trading cards.

My brother is a card face. He buys new Yu-gi-oh cards every weekend. He wastes a lot of money to get more cards he already has.

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gay pride

Collective noun for a group of gay lions.

There aren't any lionesses, it must be a gay pride.

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delicious

adj. pleasant. use of which usually leads to excessive squinting accompanied by hand gestures generally in a downward motion

that concert was delicious

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blub blub blub

Something you say to let people know you dont care.

1) Hey Andy, listen to this. "Blub blub blub I dont give a shit!

2) Blub Blub Blub, oh i see you dont care.

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