Gwindor

A noble Elf from Nargothrond, Gwindor became Turin's companion following the tragic slaying of Beleg. He guided Beleg to Ivrin and healed his soul before taking him to Nargothrond. Gwindor was slain in combat when the forces of Nargothrond clashed with those of Morgoth.

A character in Tolkien's 'The Silmarillion'.

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salty

Out of luck; High and dry

By the time he got the handle it was empty. "Shit man" he said, "I'm salty."

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ming

Justin on the yr 12 trip "05"

Justin you stupid ming, hurry up and get on the boat you ming!

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deadie

An offensive term for a hologram, i.e. someone who is dead (but maintained physically as a holographic projection based on computer records of memories etc.). Used on the TV show Red Dwarf.

"You livies hate us deadies" (Arnold Rimmer).

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nongy

Condom

Put your nongy on before you shag me

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Dirty Joey the 2nd

A person gets a Dirty Joey, however during it his asshole quiffers

Damn it Joe, I told you not to quiffe while I am giving you a Dirty Joey.

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Aquarius

A good person who dosn't judge.

A person that can make you feel special in the world.

A person who knows how to have fun.

A person who isn't arrogent.

Ah, theres that lovely aquarian.

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