Shight

combintation of shit and "aight" witch is a combination for all right"

when your twisted drunk and someone demands you drink another beer you would answer by saying shight

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cootch

pussy; female genitalia

"Andy get's all the COOTCH he wants."

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cabbaged

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(UK) Inebriated, usually as a result of consuming too much cannabis, although it can apply to a state of severe (though not particularly unpleasant) intoxication from various drinks and drugs. See monged.

Etymoligy: To be "cabbaged" is to be in a self-imposed "vegetative state" Geddit?

(annoying cockney accent) "...So 'Erbert came round, and we smoked up a couple of pure skunk cones and got compeltely fackin' cabbaged... it was wicked, blindin', sorted..." etc, etc, etc...

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muff huffer

one who partakes in the huffing of muff.

He huffed my muff all night long.

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darth vader's helmet

Slang for the head of your penis. If you remove Darth Vader's helmet, then you are masturbating. If you find a place to put Darth Vader's helmet then you are having sex regularly.

- So what did you get up to last night then Steve?
- I removed Darth's Helmet
- Oh. So you were on your own then.

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glee club

A clique or in-crowd.

"They're all in the same glee club together, fuck 'em."
Or:
"I don't wanna be in that poxy glee club anyway."
etc, etc, etc

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hoe hoe hoe

Someone who sneaks down people's chimneys and then fucks them.

Santa Claus is a hoe hoe hoe.

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