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The act of tongue lapping the clitoris
Man, Im gonnna take your mom home and "roll that beautiful bean footage."
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A swear-word/euphemism used on the TV show Red Dwarf, as an alternative to smeghead. Only used occasionally, and more aggressively than "smeghead", its range of use seems to be equivalent to fucker.
Let's get out there and nuke the smeggers!
Did you steal my breakfast? You total smegger!
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Benrik is Ben Casey and Henrik Delehag, coauthors of "This Book Will Change Your Life" and "This Diary Will Change Your Life." With their powers combined, they create a series of books full of hilarious daily tasks.
Benrik says that today's task is Special Toe Day.
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City in the world of Lone Wolf. It is ancient, and is buried underground, beneath the modern city of Tahou. It can only be accessed through the Tahou Cauldron.
The abandoned city-scape of Zaaryx is home to the Zaaryx Ghouls, fearsome creatures which prey on humans, and also the mysterious but good Crocaryx, and strange monsters such as the Zadragon. It is the site of one of the Lorestones.
It attracts treasure-hunters, but few come back alive.
Was the city always home to the Crocaryx, or did it originally have a human population who later became the ghouls? Who knows?
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The northern region of New Jersey. Provides easy access to NYC. If you're from North Jersey as opposed to South Jersey, you are much cooler by comparison.
"I'm from Jersey"
"What part?"
"North Jersey"
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A country where the police watch what you do and try to control your life. Where there's cameras in town centres and on public transport. Where you can be arrested because of something you said to a friend about the leaders of your country. Where police stop and search people for no reason. Where you can be detained without charge or trial. Where the state plants bugs with impunity. Where protesters have to get police permits, and where police regularly attack protesters.
Hang on. That sounds like America and Britain today!
Smash all police states! Down with Patriot Act, ASBOs, CCTV, ID cards, biometrics, no fly lists, Terrorism Act, Gitmo, Belmarsh, Public Order Act, and Nazi bastard politicians and pigs!
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The Greek origin of the word means "lover of children". For this reason it was appropriated by people with sexual urges towards children (although the Greek use is far broader and most often has no sexual connotations - for instance a "Russophile" can someone who likes to visit Russia or who supports Russian foreign policy). It has now become a descriptive or hostile term for such people.
Refers to child molesters and child rapists, as well as people who view sexual images of children and those who would like to do so. Current usage makes it unclear whether it is a sexual orientation or a class of actions.
Strictly speaking, it refers only to those interested in pre-pubescent children. (Attraction to teenagers is hebephilia).
All paedophile activities which involve actual children are forms of child abuse.
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